Stupidest Campaign Survey EVER
It's campaign season again. It seems we have to suffer through this every year. The ads on TV. The ads on radion. The incessant calls from campaign drives to sway your vote one way or the other.
I was cooking dinner the other night, when I received a phone call. I picked up the phone.
ME: Hello?
Automated Campaign Survey Voice (ACSV): We would like to ask you a quick two question survey.
ME: (thinking) *oh yippee*
ACSV: Have you heard of or do you know about Ballot Initiative E1? Press 1 for Yes, 2 for No.
ME: *press 2*
ACSV: Would you be willing to vote in favor of Ballot Initiative E1? Press 1 for Yes, 2 for No.
ME: You are SO fucking stupid. *click*
I mean, honestly!! I very distinctly pressed '2' for 'no'. If I don't know about the stupid ballot initiative, how am I going to know if I'd be willing to vote yes or no on it?? And we wonder why politics has gone to hell in a handbasket.
I was cooking dinner the other night, when I received a phone call. I picked up the phone.
ME: Hello?
Automated Campaign Survey Voice (ACSV): We would like to ask you a quick two question survey.
ME: (thinking) *oh yippee*
ACSV: Have you heard of or do you know about Ballot Initiative E1? Press 1 for Yes, 2 for No.
ME: *press 2*
ACSV: Would you be willing to vote in favor of Ballot Initiative E1? Press 1 for Yes, 2 for No.
ME: You are SO fucking stupid. *click*
I mean, honestly!! I very distinctly pressed '2' for 'no'. If I don't know about the stupid ballot initiative, how am I going to know if I'd be willing to vote yes or no on it?? And we wonder why politics has gone to hell in a handbasket.
posted by Callie | 9/30/2006 05:03:00 AM
5 Comments:
If this upset you Press 1 for yes
or Press 2 for No, or you can press 3 thru 9 just for fun...
Somehow we ended up on a call list for Michigan. We get a few automated calls a year asking us what we think about Mighigan's governor and congressmen.
uggghh
i've been through stupid surverys like that before.
they make me wanna not have a phone.
Welcome Ashley!
Mystic - how about I just beat the phone with a baseball bat, and never have to worry about those annoying calls again.
Joe - you should tell them that they're the worst people in the world, and need to be taken out of office.
WORKS FOR ME LUV.....
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