Conversation in the car while driving with Hubby
Lowk: If I were driving behind you, I'd be throwing things at you, honking my horn, and yelling, "I hope you fuck better than you drive!"
Me: *glaring at him* ...
Lowk: Don't worry, honey. You do.
Me: *glaring at him* ...
Lowk: Don't worry, honey. You do.
posted by Callie | 1/05/2006 08:46:00 AM
14 Comments:
Is it illegal in CA to push someone out of a moving vehicle?
:)
Yup -
and if I did that, I wouldn't get his life insurance.
...
*speechless*
*helpless with laughter*
*nominating Lowk for the "Dumb-ass comments to make to your spouse" Award*
*laughter*
Funniest thing I've read all day!
Mossy, if you drove behind callie you'd scream too. She drove behind me once and rearended me before driving over the center devide into on coming traffic with our oldest kid. Not to mention her swerving into the oncoming lane to avoid hitting a rabbit. (which she nailed dead center anyway)
That rabbit had a death wish. I told you it was a suicide pact with all the other rabbits we saw dead on the road going to work this morning. I swerved to avoid the damn thing!
And the only reason I hit your bumper was because the idiot woman three cars in front of you decided she wanted to take a right hand turn into the shopping center from the far left lane and stopped dead, causing you to slam on your brakes. I swerved into oncoming traffic, not hitting anything else, then swerved back behind you. All while Kidlet slept.
So there. :-P
holy crap I can't breathe....from LAUGHING!!!!!
best humor is always real life
OMG!!!! then again, there are some really, really bad drivers out there that could fuck like crap, but still be better at it than their driving.
You might want your husband to be a little bit more specific. If not, let me know so I can sell tickets to the fellow bloggers so we can see some bloodshed.
I needed that laugh as I depart to drive my best girl to work.
I don't know if i would slap him or kiss him.
My hubby and I went to Yosemite, mind you we live in Wis"COW"son were it is flat lands and I was coming down a mountain never drove in the mountains before first time and I was keeping up with a beamer. I was driving a minivan. Hubby almost opened the door and jumped out. He said I am a manic driver. I just like to keep up with traffic.
Callie, you're the only driver I know that hits a bird in flight and then brings the poor thing home hanging on for dear life from your bumper. When I walked oputside in the orning and saw that poor bird flipping you one last finger, I knew what happened.
Yay! More cheesehead bloggers.
The cows unite!
The cows in our area tremble during the comute hours.
I am thinking most women do...
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